What would make a really disgusting Christmas ornament?

the evil genius needs a little help please.
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the evil genius needs a little help please.
Image by jcroach
Tags: christmas ornament, really, CHRISTMAS, ORNAMENT, disgusting
A freshly-cut foreskin.
Dead squirrel.
A sex toy with blood on it.
A bag full of dog poop.
A used tampon (Or dipped in ketchup)
A fake (hopefully fake?) or faux/novelty caster molding of a piece of fecal matter. Ideally a nice thick log of feces. Tell the person you actually took the caster and molded it from a piece of feces. Even though it is really fake and you just shaped some caster to look like a log. It will freak them out!
a dirty used condom, rotting animal, used tampon, poop(fresh)
i was going to say a squirrel or a bird
how bout a tampon?
eveyone i was thinking of someone took….
piss on the tree… mark your territory
something hand-crafted; hand-crafter ornaments look cheap….sorry i couldn’t think of anything vulgar like the rest of the answerers lol…